chi-cken. good.

What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every five minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.

Sep 30

You’re just a little sinner like the rest of us.


Sep 29

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

image

This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via edgelakanth)


jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

(via mrslunalovegood)



lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

(via depressedanddistracted)


haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

(via edgelakanth)


clarknokent:

Movies on TVone be like

(via vinebox)


vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

(via third-degree-burn-gorman)


Madeline Gail Wolfson

September 29, 1942 - December 3, 1999

(via everyonelikedbubbahotep)


bilt2tumble:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

Whelp!

(via sleepydumpling)


wildandwild:

image

- Unfilmed scene, STXI

(via third-degree-burn-gorman)


Sep 28
unclewhisky:


"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(via earlgreysoul)


wowza-wowzers:

.. TO BE IN A MARCHING BAND.

wowza-wowzers:

.. TO BE IN A MARCHING BAND.

(via johnnybooboo)




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