chi-cken. good.

What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every five minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.

Mar 9

What are we gonna tell the cops? “Fuck it if she can’t take a joke, Sarge”?

(via everyonelikedbubbahotep)


Mar 6
ahappymuslimah:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

i love this man!

ahappymuslimah:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

i love this man!

(via depressedanddistracted)


ruinedchildhood:

Rugrats was deep.

(via everyonelikedbubbahotep)


Mar 5

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

image

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

image

(via kittensandscience)


Mar 3

Mar 2

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

(via mrslunalovegood)


darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

(via t3akitt3n)


I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS EXISTS

(via zevkia)


Mar 1

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

(via patdoesit)



Feb 28

bethanykent:

This. Reblog forever.

(via mrslunalovegood)


  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

ihatecispeople:

Trans men can get into womens colleges just fine. Trans woman get denied because it’s a “womens space” LITERALLY MEN ARE GOING TO WOMENS COLLEGES BUT WOMEN CANT.  IF YOU DONT THINK THAT IS FUCKED UP YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE. I AM 300000000% DONE

(via audscratprophetlilith)


New players making character sheets

outofcontextdnd:

Player: Alignment? What is that, like your sexuality?


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